![]() ![]() set your goals high, set your dreams high, dream your goals high, high your goals dream, and set your dreams goal. it’s going to be bloody weird for the localsģ Dec: help, i’ve swallowed a toaster and it’s still onĢ Dec: the answer to the universe is mifnisnik/oswohok, which, unfortunately, is untranslatableĢ Dec: always keep dreaming. but for the moment i'll just stay here in bed for a while.ġ2 Dec: my head has been put on backwards, but so has my body so it's okayġ1 Dec: you should always follow your heart, because if you follow your spleen you will have a horrible timeġ0 Dec: i’m fine first thing in the morning all i need is a coffee, a bath, a quick massage, a large breakfast, the newspaper, and a short lie-in and then i’m fine, really…Ĩ Dec: my problem with working is two-fold: work ingħ Dec: it’s the little voices that tell me to check email so often…Ħ Dec: how can switzerland claim to be neutral when its knives have cut people’s fingers all over the world?ĥ Dec: one day all the poodles will return to malta. ![]() therefore am i prosecco?ġ6 Dec: you scratch my back and I'll.have my back scratchedġ3 Dec: my aim is to be promoted, my goal is to be boss, my aspiration is to be powerful, my dream is to be rich, my desire is to be at the top. i’d like a refundġ9 Dec: i don’t have any bendiness issues so why the hell should i do yoga?ġ8 Dec: prosecco is meant to be drunk. somehow i get by though.ģ0 Dec: i fought a man called tonsil, and yes, i took him outĢ8 Dec: Is there a cure for the human condition?Ģ7 Dec: if opinions were worth a dollar each, i'd be a millionaire by nowĢ6 Dec: regarding your question, i'm afraid i can't give an answer because i wasn't listeningĢ4 Dec: we are all mere pimples on the bum of the intergalactic mooseĢ2 Dec: i am not indulgent (i just refrain from restraint)Ģ0 Dec: this cake is missing some bits. one side likes red wine, the other side likes white wine. i spray saliva when i laugh, so best not to say anything too funny.ġ1 Jan: i was speeding officer because i have lice and they like going fastġ0 Jan: when i tell my staff to jump, aren't they meant to ask how high, instead of just saying no?ġ0 Jan: if life is mount everest, you'll find me in the bar at basecampĥ Jan: god want one of your ribs from which to make more weird peopleģ Jan: i have a split personality. shall i bring it up?ġ5 Jan: the suggestion that might life is falling apart presupposes that it was together in the first place.ġ2 Jan: hi, nice to meet you. i have a nervous breakdown with your name on it. #Brave response holster salt lake city full#seriously, it would possibly do you some good.Ģ2 Jan: I can't come in to the office today because of FOHP (fear of having peaked)ġ8 Jan: i am so full of myself that i actually need to burpġ7 Jan: hi, it's stan here in the mailroom. would you like to see them?Ģ7 Jan: two little tickey birds sitting on a wall, one named peterĢ4 Jan: you humans should sniff some butt. It’s called being a visionary.Ģ Feb: yes, i am fully prepared to admit i am never wrongģ0 Jan: i'm sorry - i am unable to come in to the office today because the sun is shiningģ0 Jan: would you prefer a nomlette or ape oach degg?Ģ7 Jan: i have been collecting toast now for 8 years. give me another plateful please.ĥ Feb: So you know the way egg boxes come in either sixes or twelves? Well I’ve started a business that makes them in fives and sevens, and it’s going to be huge. ![]() subdue immediately with chocolate.Ħ Feb: whiskey focuses the mind. fart in elevators.ġ2 Feb: There are two types of people in the world: Those who can finish their train of thought.ġ0 Feb: for the record, all the rumours about me are trueĩ Feb: it's actually fine to bite off more than you can chew, as you can just store it in your pocket or in the fridge and eat it laterĨ Feb: danger. or is it a baguette?Ģ6 Feb: the word boob written backwards is boob.ġ5 Feb: 9 things to do before you get out of bed: press the snooze button.ġ4 Feb: i'd like to be a dog for a day so i could pee against my boss' legs without major repercussionsġ3 Feb: life is short. #Brave response holster salt lake city free#Last Lemon Productions daily e-mail cartoon archiveĪrchive of daily cartoons from Last Lemon Productions since February 2003.Ĭlick here to subscribe or unsubscribe to the daily cartoonĬlick here to send a free Vimrod animated egreetingĢ6 Feb: i am on a roll. ![]()
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